Zimbabwean woman caught with four human penis on the airport

A   Zimbabwean    business  woman    by  the   name   of   Cecilia   kweizo   was   on  Friday    morning   caught  on  the   air port   with   four   frozen   human   penises  which   were  all   identified  all  to  be    of   white   male.
According   to  the   press  to   the   press  mrs   kweizo  a   53  year  old   business  lady   who   occasionally   visits   the  the   US    for   business.  she  had  a  clever   plan  of    packing    male   organs    in  a  lunch   box   and   top  adding   salads  and   sausages   and  giving   it   her   6   year  old    grand  child   to   carry   like   lunch.
At    first   the  airport   attedants   didn't   give   much   thought  at   the   lunch  box  but   when  the   dog  raised   alarm  and  started   barking  violently  at  the  girl   carrying   the   lunch   box   the   police   decided  to  give   it   a   check   out  and   then   finally  they   found  under  the   sausages   four   human  penises  and   imediately  she   was   taken  to   the   police,yesterday  the   police  denied   a   $300,000    bail  and  soon  she  will  be   convicted.        

Two lusaka women fight over a bus conductor

Truly   shocking   and   hard   to  believe,  of  all   men   a  bus   conductor   would  be  the   last  to   fight   for,i  dont  know   why   but   the   dollar   is   driving   every  one   insane  and  its   a   clear   indication  that  we   should   change   the   government   for    good.
Two   descent   ladies  both  of   kuku   compound   lucy  mwanakatwe   and  mwaka   sikasote   both  of   kuku   compound  engaged   in  a  brutal   hair   pulling  fight  at   a  named   station  in  lusaka  this  morning  that  lasted  for  almost   5  minutes,as   people   were   rather  enjoying  the   fight,easpecially  the   kabovas   who  were   screaming   zevideo!,zevideo!  and  the   girls   falled  and  their   skirts   went  up   their   heads.
suddenly  two   gentlemen   stopped  the   gladiators  from  killing  each  other  and   they   started   flowing   insults   at  each   other,it   seems   one  is  a   three  month   wife  of   a  bus   conductor  comonly  known  as   tommy  dee  and   the    other  is  the   husband   snatcher.
it   is   shocking  and   hard   to   swallow.feel   free   to   add   your  comment  below  and   check  out  this   other   post of  a  mweru fisheman who caght a fish with a big human nose  it  will  make   your  day.
       

Choma get man given six month for pooping into his boss's pot and living it boiling like beans

OK    this   one   is   very  nasty,a   choma   gate man   by   the   name   of  mainga    haninga   was   a   six   month   for     stealing   a   k15 000   and  a  couples  clothing  and   top   of   it   left   a  boiling   pot   pot   full  of   his   own   feces.

According  to   the   couple    mainga  a   23   year   old   orphan  was   picked   up   from   the   streets of   lusaka   two   years   ago   by  the   couple  because  they   fealt   mercy   for   him   living  on  the   streets  and   HIV   positive  and   made    him   to  work  for   them   in  return   for  a   place  to  stay  and   a  monthly   salary  of   k450   and   food   jus   like   a  child   of   their  own.

but   after   taking   him   in,it   didn't   take  long   for  them  to  start   noticing  missin  staff ,but  the   wife   just   blushed   it   off   aside   and   didn't   tell   the   husband   fearing   the  boy   would  be   chased    from   home  by   the   husband.

but   has   time   went  on   the  wife   to   the   husband   because   she   couldn't   take  it,and   he   disciplined   the   boy.

last   sunday   when  the    couple   went  to  church   they   found   their   room   door   knocked    down  and   k15,000    missing  and   mainga   was   gone   with  a  pot   of   boiling   hell[feces]  on  the   stove   boiling   like   beans.the   husband    notified   the   police  and   the   boy   was   caught,in   chingola  three   weeks  later,what  a   disaster                  

Kitwe security guard knocks out boss's teeth for delayed three month payment

I   think  we   are   all   going   crazy,i   don't   why   our   fellow   Zambian   citizens   are   behaving   in   such   a   way,maybe   its   the    recent    rise   in   the   dollar  or   cost   of   living   that   litterally   driving   everyone   blood   pressure[BP]to  rise  and  the   last   thing   we   would   like   is   a   delayed   salary,if   our   boss's   can't   pay   us   with   cash  they   would   have  to   pay   us   with   their   teeth.
Thats   the   case  with   isaac   monde   of   chamboli   township   kitwe   who   was  dragged   to   the   police   last   night   for    knocking   out   three   of   his   boss's   teeth   with   a   punch.According   to   the   boss,Charles   mungaila   Mr   monde   came  to  his   house   demanding   payment    for   working   for   more   than   three   month  without   pay  and   when   he  said   he   would   pay   him  soon   mr   isaac   became   violent   and   took   out    three   of   the   front   tooth.however   the   case  has   been   moved   up   to  April   6   and   Mr   Isaac  is   still   in   police   custody.you   might   also   want   ot   chenk   out  this   story   of   a   a chancellor beaten and stripped naked for selling plot to more than one person,iam   sure   it  will  make   you  day.           

chancellor beaten and stripped naked for selling one plot[land] to more than 14 people

Now   this   is   very   fun  and   a   lesson  to   all   those   official   leaders   selling   land   to   more   than   one   person.
A   mongu    chancellor  by  the   name   of   Patrick   mufalali    was   met   with   a  gruesome   fate,when  an    angry   mob   of   people  who   he   had   coned   land,stormed   his   home   and   started   to   barter   the   man  at   his   own  very   home  and   when   they   got   tired   of   beating   him  they   stripped   him   naked   and   started   to   march   him   on  the   public  streets   while   whipping   his   butt  with  a   cane.
it   was   not   only   until   the   police   arrived   at   the   scene   that   everyone   started   to   run  for   it.Patrick   is   currently   in   hospital   and   the   police   are   awaiting   for   him   to   fully   awake   so   that   they   could   question   him   has   to  who  did   that   to   him.also   if    you   might   like  this   story  also  chinese man given fake mutototo by his zambian employee  iam   sure   it   will   also   make   your   day.

Chinese man given fake mutototo[sexual booster] by his Zambian employees[read what happened next]

Have   you   ever   lived   with   an  erection   for    three   month?well   its   hard   you  have   to   go   around  wearing    a   dress   to   hide   your   shame    and   thats    what   exactly   happened   to   our   fellow   Chinese   boss    whose    name    and   company  has   been   withheld,but   just   to   give   you   tip   he   runs   a   construction   company   along   the    chingola-kitwe    road,lived    with   an   erection  for    three   solid   month    after   being   given    fake   mutototo   by   his    employee.
it   seems   that   the   china   man   had   been   secretly   been   hanging   out   with   the   workers    taking   him  to    night   clubs   and   hooking   him   up   with   hookers  and   he   trusted   them  to   tell  them   the   issue   of   man   power   in   his   house,one   of   the   employees   who   is   recently   in   police   custody   who   goes  by the    name   of   alex   mufwaya   said   he    had   knowledge   of   mutototo   and   was   given   k600  to    find   the   best   mutototo  and   the   next   morning  after  taking   the   mutototo   the   the   boss  had  continuous   diarrhea   and   vomiting  and   after   that   his   penis   stood   solid   and  it   was   never   look   behind   thing,like   hakainde   hichilema   slogan   and   he   was    only   treated   at   nchanga.         

Mweru fishermen catches a fish with a big human nose

Has   hard   has   it    might      sound   to   swallow   its    true   and   recently   happened   on   friday    morning,last   week,when   a   43   year   old    fishermen   by   the   name   of   binwell   chilekwa   of    mwense   district   was   fishing   at   around    1  am   with   his    son    in   the   lake   mweru.mr    binwell   who   was    highly   frightened     by    such   a   monster   had   this  to   say   

          "I   have   been   fishing    this   lake   for    17    years   and   never   before   had   i    seen                     such   a   thing   in   life   it  had   a   long   rupiah   banda  nose  like   a   white   man,and   i                 think  its   superstitious "
seriously  thats    something   we   dont   see   everyday,  a  fish   with   a   white   man's   nose,soon   we    will   be    seing   a  fish   with   a    penis   or    something   i   can't   mention,whats   your   take   on   this    one   guys    leave   a   comment    below   so   that   we   can    hear   your   opinion.